Derek Jeter Hates the Jews

Apr
22nd

Tue

Derek Jeter's Ford Challenge

Derek Jeter and Ford teamed up at last… more on this to come.

Apr
15th

Tue

He's Back!

Jeter comes back in Tampa, presumably to wreak vengeance on Sid Figelbaum:

Apr
8th

Tue

Jeter considers keeping his eye on the ball, “Jewing the other team out of a baserunner”

Apr
7th

Mon

Derek Jeter and Women #1

Jessica Biel: not a Jew

Apr
4th

Fri

A quick Google search revealed that a Derek Jeter menorah is not available.

Apr
3rd

Thu

I’ll have the bacon wrapped scallops.

— Derek Jeter

Look who’s playing an anti-semitic lobster in Pixar’s CGI remake of Leni Riefenstahl’s Olympia:

The Captain?

Apr
2nd

Wed

Derek Jeter hurls himself like a missile at Sheila Abromovitz, dental assistant from New Rochelle, NY.

jeter missile

(Did you see the umpire hieling? Cahoots!)

Apr
1st

Tue

Jeter found hoarding leavened bread for upcoming Passover holiday.

Djpain

Derek Jeter’s visceral reaction to Jewish first baseman Kevin Youkilis’ first multi-million dollar contract.